Willeeom Shaksbeer

Ruth decided to write a book about William Shakespeare.  When she finished, she read it to us.  We were baffled by what she wrote.  Now I'm not an historian and I haven't checked her facts, but she sure is convincing. I've decided to write it all down here.  I'm keeping the spelling the way she did it (because it's cute...and it's funny to see how her mind works when sounding out words).  So, for your enjoyment:

Willeeom Shaksbeer

by: Ruth Jones

Willeeom Shaksbeer was a fames play riter.  He made Romeeoe and Joleeet and a mid sumer night streem.  He was in the time of qeen alisabith.  He praformd a midsumer night streem at the palece.  In his time girls couldn't prform in plays boys actid girl parts.

He invintid words like upstirs and down stirs.  Pepol think he rote 300 playse.

Qeen alisabith had black teeth.  In this time pepole didn't have toothbrushes.