6 word memoirs

I heard about this book on NPR once a while ago and was very interested in reading it. It's called "Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Wemoirs by Famous Writers and Obscure." (that's a LONG title...). Ernest Hemingway once proved that an entire story can be told by using only 6 words by writing "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I really enjoyed reading this book. Some of the memoirs are a bit dirty (and hilarious) while others are serious. Some are sad, others happy. Either way, they were interesting. It got me into thinking about what my 6-word memoir would be. After months of thinking I think I've come up with it. Ready?

Stayed up way too late. Again.

So after I came up with mine. I was so excited to get Jonesy working on coming up with his. He was not happy about this adventure. He did not want to participate. So, to spite me, he came up with a stupid one. Sadly enough, it fits him perfectly. (warning! It's a little dirty.....highlight to read...but only if you want to be highly offended) here's Jonesy's:

She lets me touch her boobies.


So, what's yours???