My Dream Home

My ideas of what I want my Dream Home to by like have changed recently.  Let me first describe to you what I used to dream about:

Starting at the street looking at the home, the first thing you will notice is the wrap-around porch.  It's wide enough to sit and relax and still be able to let people walk past.  The green grass and the beautiful flower garden (filled with wildflowers that are secretly organized, but look like nature put them where she wanted) are a sight worth calling mama about.  The home is one level with 4 bedrooms, one living room, one family room, one office and a large laundry room.  The kitchen is huge-with cabinet space for everything.  The fridge is state-of-the-art.  It has room for enough food to feed a football team.  The backyard is fully fenced and has green grass and a low-maintenance playground for the kids.  The garden is huge and it has a small white picket fence around it (yes, I had to fit the picket fence in there somewhere).  It has room to grow enough vegetables to feed the entire neighborhood.  The master bedroom has an over-sized jacuzzi tub and two walk-in closets (his and hers).  The house sits in a neighborhood that is flat (no hills) and has well-maintained sidewalks.

Now here is my detailed description of the home I dream about now:

It is a home, apartment, town home or mobile home.  The Jones family lives in it.  Amen.