Gareth Speaks

Gareth: "Where is God?"

Mom: "In Heaven."

Gareth: "No, he's in the sky."

Mom: "Oh....sure."

Gareth: "How did God get in the sky?"

Mom: "I don't know."

Gareth: "He just cut a hole and went through into his house."

Mom: "Oh...."

Gareth: "I want to get a saw so I can go visit God and Jesus."